Description
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Vintage Sarcasm Meets Modern Madness on This Retro Conservative Classic
This design hilariously captures the “progressive” logic—because nothing says democracy like jailing political opponents, banning voter ID, and silencing dissent! Featuring a vintage-style, wide-eyed man with that all-too-familiar expression of forced cheer, this shirt turns today’s radical wish list into a punchline that hits home.
With bold retro art and laugh-out-loud text, this tee will get nods, chuckles, and maybe even gasps—right where you want them.
Perfect for:
• Conservative free thinkers
• Political rallies, BBQs, or Thanksgiving with your liberal cousin
• Anyone who thinks the First Amendment is worth defending
Tee Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn, tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem
• Responsibly sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
Disclaimers:
• White may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric tones
• Natural color may show subtle flecks as part of the material’s character
🇺🇸 Made Just for You, Not the Mob
Each shirt is printed on demand—no warehouses, no mass production. Just freedom-loving design delivered with care.
Wear your values. Laugh out loud. Trigger responsibly.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Shipping & Return
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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
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We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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